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Who Gave Men Eyes? Return to Sender

Genovia Can Choke

I Would Like to Speak to the Manager of Masculinity

I’d Rather Peg Boris Johnson Than Sit Through Another Male Panel on Women’s Rights

The Mattress Is Mine Now, Daniel

Postpartum? More Like Postpersonhood

Your Mum Should’ve Swallowed the Patriarchy Too

Pink-Washed Genocide

Sincerely, a Distraction

Life in Plastic, It’s Existentially Drastic

Love Me Like a Threat

Smooth Criminal, Hairy Saint

This Stomach Carried Me Through a Fucking Breakdown, Show Some Respect

Congratulations, You’re Dead Enough to Matter

He’s Not My Boyfriend, He’s My Cost of Living Crisis

A Girl, a Blanket, and the Ghost of Control

The Hug Tax

Pro-Life Is Starting to Look a Lot Like State-Enforced Necrophilia

Filthy Little Startupses

You're the Romy to My Michele

One Giant Leap for Men, One Peaceful Sleep for Womankind

This Penis May Cause Anxiety, Dry Mouth, and Loss of Faith in Men

Get a Grip. It’s Just a Tit.

Call Me Noah, I’m Gathering the Marginalised

If Forgiveness Is Feminine, Call Me Masculine

My Pussy Has Higher Standards Than the UN

The Philosopher’s TERF

Pedophilia, Inc.

You Can’t Break the Hymen if You Miss the Hole, Brad

I Blame Hugh Grant For Everything

The Vagina Lobby Is Out of Control

Congrats, You Might Be Racist

The Delivery Driver Is Still at the Door

Ripped from Cunt to Spine and Called Divine

God Is a Bottom and the Vatican Is His Closet

If the Female Praying Mantis Can Decapitate Her Mate Mid-Sex, Why Can’t I Ghost My Situationship?

Fatphobia Is the Last Publicly Acceptable Hate

Lonely Men? That’s a ‘Them’ Problem, Not a ‘Me’ Problem

If You Try to Give Me a Big Spoon, I Will Simply Starve

I Am Not the Fig Tree. I Am the Whole Fucking Orchard, the Rotting Fruit, the Soil, and the Wasps.

Not All Men? Not All Literate Either, Apparently

The Muse, The Mistress, But Never the Wife

It’s Not That Deep

Dick-stracted

They Sold Us a Fantasy Wrapped in a Lanyard

Butter Is the New Birkin

Eat Your Man Before He Eats Your Sanity

Is It Ever Okay to Break Up Over Text?

I Pay £7k a Year in Tax and Still Eat Tesco Pasta in My Childhood Bedroom