Sitemap - 2025 - Taboo + Toast
Who Gave Men Eyes? Return to Sender
I Would Like to Speak to the Manager of Masculinity
I’d Rather Peg Boris Johnson Than Sit Through Another Male Panel on Women’s Rights
The Mattress Is Mine Now, Daniel
Postpartum? More Like Postpersonhood
Your Mum Should’ve Swallowed the Patriarchy Too
Life in Plastic, It’s Existentially Drastic
This Stomach Carried Me Through a Fucking Breakdown, Show Some Respect
Congratulations, You’re Dead Enough to Matter
He’s Not My Boyfriend, He’s My Cost of Living Crisis
A Girl, a Blanket, and the Ghost of Control
Pro-Life Is Starting to Look a Lot Like State-Enforced Necrophilia
One Giant Leap for Men, One Peaceful Sleep for Womankind
This Penis May Cause Anxiety, Dry Mouth, and Loss of Faith in Men
Call Me Noah, I’m Gathering the Marginalised
If Forgiveness Is Feminine, Call Me Masculine
My Pussy Has Higher Standards Than the UN
You Can’t Break the Hymen if You Miss the Hole, Brad
I Blame Hugh Grant For Everything
The Vagina Lobby Is Out of Control
The Delivery Driver Is Still at the Door
Ripped from Cunt to Spine and Called Divine
God Is a Bottom and the Vatican Is His Closet
If the Female Praying Mantis Can Decapitate Her Mate Mid-Sex, Why Can’t I Ghost My Situationship?
Fatphobia Is the Last Publicly Acceptable Hate
Lonely Men? That’s a ‘Them’ Problem, Not a ‘Me’ Problem
If You Try to Give Me a Big Spoon, I Will Simply Starve
I Am Not the Fig Tree. I Am the Whole Fucking Orchard, the Rotting Fruit, the Soil, and the Wasps.
Not All Men? Not All Literate Either, Apparently
The Muse, The Mistress, But Never the Wife
They Sold Us a Fantasy Wrapped in a Lanyard
Eat Your Man Before He Eats Your Sanity
Is It Ever Okay to Break Up Over Text?
I Pay £7k a Year in Tax and Still Eat Tesco Pasta in My Childhood Bedroom